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I would like to share a personal experience with all of you about drinking and driving..
As you may know, some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time to time on the way home after a "social session" out with friends.
A couple of nights ago, on New Year's Eve, I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had a few too many glasses of wine and then topped it off with shots of Patron. Not a good idea.
Knowing full well I was at least slightly over the limit, that's when I did something that I've never done before, I took a cab home. Sure enough on the way home there was a police road block, but since it was a cab they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident.
This was a real surprise as I had never driven a cab before, I don't know where I got it, and now that it's in my garage I'm not sure what to do with it.
