Перевод 
so i was playing basketball with a couple mates at 1am on these shitty courts and we were stuffing around for a bit, and then some1 came up with the genius idea of getting me to dunk.
Now i'm a 5"5 shortarse asian, so the idea was that i jump off my mate's back to dunk. So after a few goes, i get the hang of it and complete a couple successful dunks and we're clowning around laughing about it.
Then some1 suggests stepping it up a bit and throwing me an alley.
So we set it up, i run and jump off my mate's back and i lose my concentration trying to track where the ball is. So i end up grabbing the ring in a sideways motion and i couldn't hold on and the motion swings me sideways. I fall pretty hard on my left side and my arm goes completely numb.
Next morning i go for an xray, there's a fracture in my left wrist.
FAIL
