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Hi Gang:
Found this and wondered if anyone had any of these things happen on their New Years Eve Celebration.
(# 3 makes me crack up, and ohhhh #1 needs no explanation if you've experienced it.)
Top 10 Signs You've Drank Too Much
10. Your previously white shirt is now rainbow colored.
9. You scream out the window at the lady walking by, "You're fat and ugly!"
8. You're dinner comes back to say "hello"!
7. You have to wail 'til morning to find out what happened at the party.
6. You've had one glass of Everclear.
5. You begin dirty dancing with the wall.
4. When you wake up in the morning you see your reflection in toilet water.
3. When making a screwdriver you forget the orange juice...and don't notice.
2. You win the underwear contest by proving you're not wearing any.
1. You're hanging onto the floor to keep from falling off the earth.
All in Fun:
PMM
