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Did the Little Piggy go Wee Wee all the way home.. ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F_G2zp-opg
Do Wood Chucks chuck
d?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjGwusHrOtk
(i am actually crazy about these commercials that were done, theres alot more the ones people have been doing that are spoofing them are even funnier, i love the one " does a ten pound bag a flour make a mighty big bisquit?)
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Why do hot dogs come ten to a package and hot dog buns only eight?
If you choke a Smurf, what color will he turn?
Can you cry underwater?
Why is it that when we KNOW the batteries in a remote are dead, we push the buttons harder
What is the speed of dark?
If goose plural is geese, then why isn’t moose plural meese?
If superman was so smart why were his underpants on the outside?
Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
Who decided what order to put the alphabet in?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
You know how most packages say Open here. What is the protocol if the package says, Open somewhere else?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Rhetorial questioning has been becoming so popular and digging for answers has been even more so, have anyone come across any creative or funny ways in which these questions have been answer? If i get a chance or i mean get that daring i'm gonna do a few video spoofs for the answers and i'll post them.. if you know of some good ones or have come up with your own, feel free to post them.. they crack me up.. and seriously keep me wondering.. hmmmm
What i have been thinking about is getting the answers to some of these questions i do want to know.. especially "if you choke a smurf what color will it turn?" i'm gonna have to go choke a smurf.. to be continued...
That pig is so damn CUTE 
