И, и, и!!!

people are leaving other forums and joining us and

Zuga was nowhere to be found and

we had to send Lips to Serbia to find him and

she got on the wrong plane and

ended being the first compulsive gambler with superpowers to land on the moon and

colonized and built the first online casino that catered to the universe and

she named the casino The SuperStar and

offered $500 exclusive n/d bonus to LCB family members and

all the members left earth and went to the moon and

he named his casino Zugozilla and

the name Zugozilla also made him very popular with the ladies and

he couldnt get away from them and

he had to hire bodyguards to protect himself from all these wild women and

the bodyguards were really crazed women in disguise and

were more ladylike and wouldnt pull on anything unless it was the arm of a slot machine and

somehow we managed to get him unbanned, Zuga was so happy he started crying again and

gave all his followers at LCB's a $1,000 free chip with no playthru and

everyone was so thrilled they all started to cry, so now Zuga and all the members of LCB are crying histerically and

all joined together in a giant group hug and started singing" Kumbaya" and

can't stop laughing.....you guys are too funny..........................................

OMG everyone is in their unmentionables and

some people wished that they had put on their "good" underwear and

they noticed a hiden camera in the bushes and

they broke the camera in a million pieces and

It was too late Papparazzi swarmed the scantily clad group and

then TAAADAAA showed up and

said "All the men, please put on your clothes.  All the ladies, please remain to have your clothes off" and

the men heard TAAADAAA wrong and put on the ladies clothes and

started singing cute girly songs like this "your my honey bunch sugar plum pumpy umpy umkin your my sweety pie," and

started to run and

all the men stared chasing them and

Taaa decided to take the women to Zugazilla's house and

when they got there Zuga wouldnt let them in and

they decided to sing carols at his door and

Zuga said "what the heck" and joined in the caroling and

Decided to go ahead and celebrate "Festivus for the rest of us" instead of Christmas so they started writing new Carols that rhymed with the word Festivus and

Nobody would listen to their carols and




:-*

everyone dared Lips to give it a kiss and




:-*

Lips said " have you all gone mental!!! I aint kissing any dadburn spider" and

it bit him right on the butt and