Перевод 
so as an adventure, i said.. i'll just take the bus (about 5 years since i rode the bus)
Well standing on the bus-stop waiting, along comes a bird.. he does his duty on me
and out of all the maybe 20 people standing there, it hits ME.. in my uniform
i run into the convience store right by the stop, im crying my eyes out, mad as heck
begging the clerk to please help me get this "duty" of me, guys i was really, really upset..
Suddenly the guy says.. "okay calm down, stop panicking.."
Hands me a bunch of wet paper towels, and also helps me to clean it off
As he was cleaning it he says.. "you know something.. it's good luck"
I dried up my tears, and kinda looked at him and said.."really :'( "
he says yes..beleive me.. so i calmed down, got myself together, went back out to
the bus-stop..few minutes later the bus came.
That evening after work, stopped by a favorite machine of mine to play
and HIT, being a few months not anything.. paid me 450.00
I thought about that bird doing his duty.. and said to myself..he was right
it is good luck
So maybe if we all go outside and wait for a bird to do his duty on us
we ALL will have good luck too!
But then i got this image.. Guy standing next to you, both look at each other
then the question.. "Any Duty yet?" Nope no duty on me..
ran in the house to clean it..in a hurried walk, hit my baby toe on the end of the couch foot, think i broke my toe 
